Here’s What Makes Donald Trump’s Boeing 757 the Most Famous Private Jet in the World
8 Dec 2022, 05:44 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / The Boeing 757 known as Trump Force One was featured heavily on the 2016 campaign trail and is now back for more of the same, after a new livery and upgrades
Vladimir Putin Adds to His Fleet of Luxury Toys: A Tractor That He Got as Birthday Gift
11 Oct 2022, 09:07 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Europe’s “last dictator” Alexander Lukashenko attends birthday celebrations for Putin’s 70th with a gift certificate for a homemade tractor
President Zelensky Involved in Car Crash, Walks Away With No Serious Injuries
15 Sep 2022, 05:23 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / A car crashed into the President’s convoy in the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv, and the driver required assistance. The incident is under investigation
President Biden Will Be Allowed to Bring The Beast Armored Limo to Queen’s State Funeral
13 Sep 2022, 05:06 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / A set of leaked guidelines said that heads-of-state were not allowed to fly private, use helicopters, their state cars, or bring delegations with them
Tragic Princess Diana's Mercedes-Benz S-Class Is Worth Over $11 Million, But Lost
4 Sep 2022, 00:30 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / The owner of the limousine that the Princess of Wales had rented on the night of her death is asking for the wreck back. No one knows where it is
25 Years Later, Police Still Haven’t Found the Fiat Uno From Princess Diana’s Fatal Crash
31 Aug 2022, 12:04 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / The world mourns the 25th death anniversary of the Princess of Wales, and new documentary aims to extinguish the conspiracy regarding the “white car”
Kim Jong-Un’s Secret, Outrageous Megayacht Has Been Spotted
11 Aug 2022, 06:17 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / The Supreme Leader has been missing for 12 straight days, and sources believe it’s because he’s off to his favorite retreat, onboard his multi-million megayacht
Royal Junk: Brand-New, Custom $300 Million Boeing 747-8 Arrives at Scrapyard
26 Apr 2022, 07:30 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Delivered in 2012 to the Saudi Arabian Royal Flight group, the aircraft spent the next decade parked and forgotten at a Swiss airport
Billionaire Is Running for Senate on an Anti-Tesla, Anti-FSD Campaign: Unsafe at Any Speed
20 Apr 2022, 12:36 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Dan O’Down runs a rival software company, but he claims his interest is merely in people’s safety, which is why he wants Teslas off the road
Desperate to Relieve Pain at the Pump, New York State Considers Eliminating Gas Tax
16 Mar 2022, 15:12 UTC · By: Benny Kirk / Traditionally, New York State has one of the most aggressive petroleum taxes of any state other than California. We're not joking, it's that bad
President Biden Finally Acknowledges Tesla’s Leadership on the EV Market
9 Feb 2022, 04:53 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / In a classic case of the power of the people, the Tesla community rallied to signal their displeasure at POTUS’ blatant omission – and won
Elon Musk Takes Biden’s Refusal to Acknowledge Tesla’s Presence on the EV Market to Heart
31 Jan 2022, 09:10 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / President Biden keeps praising Ford and GM for their efforts toward wide EV adoption, and Musk says Tesla should get credit too
Queen Elizabeth Is Afraid to Fly by Helicopter, Except When She’s Not
1 Jan 2022, 03:00 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / A report claims the Queen will “have words” with Prince William over helicopter flights, because she thinks they’re not safe enough
The Queen Would Like Prince William to Stop Flying Helicopters Because They’re Not Safe
19 Dec 2021, 08:06 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / The Duke of Cambridge has been flying with his family a lot, despite the unwritten rule that says Royals should not fly at the same time
Donald Trump Is Selling His Second Sikorsky S76-B Helicopter
30 Jul 2021, 11:04 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / This is the second Sikorsky that lists with the note “make an offer,” and the third Trump has owned through the years. It’s truly presidential
Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Race in Land Yachts, Because Royal Life Is Fun
27 May 2021, 09:35 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Kate Middleton and Prince William are in the middle of a tour in Scotland, and their latest stop includes a spot of beach racing
Slick Senator Does Zoom Meeting on Distracted Driving While Driving Distracted
7 May 2021, 14:00 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Ohio State Senator Andrew Brenner says there’s no difference between what he did and taking a hands-free phone call, because he was still paying attention
Politician Promises Trip to the Moon, Helicopter, Robots for Constituents’ Votes
26 Mar 2021, 12:26 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / One politician is running on a very strange platform, promising the moon (quite literally) to anyone who would vote for him; there’s a catch, of course
Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Best to Fight Off an Alien Invasion, Poll Shows
20 Mar 2021, 08:20 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / 2,000 grown people voted the public figures they consider would do best as world leader in case of an alien invasion. Politicians came last
The Wind Knocks Down President Biden 3 Times in 3 Seconds on Air Force One Steps
20 Mar 2021, 07:35 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / “Nothing more than a misstep on the stairs,” White House communications director Kate Bedingfield says of the incident. POTUS is fine