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Citroen C4 Cactus Arsenal Edition Revealed with G.O.A.L.I.E. System

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Arsenal, possibly the coolest football team in Europe, is the inspiration for a special edition which Citroen decided to unveil to the world on April F1. Just like the a full team only fields 11 players, so too will this car be built in that number, all coming to Britain.
Setting apart this Cactus from others Citroen sells, Arsenal FC's colors of red, blue and gold have been creatively applied to the bod of the French crossover. The vehicle is also fitted with a new new system called G.O.A.L.I.E., short for Geo Organized Away-day Location, Information & Entertainment. It's so sophisticated and interesting that we can't even comprehend it!

Inside, the Cactus gets an updated nav system which supports a database of pie and mash vendors, so fans of the football club have somewhere to celebrate their victories. The stereo system plays only football anthems, so be prepared to hear Scooter's Maria I Like It Loud at least once every half hour.

Yeah, it's pretty much perfect. All it needs is a flag on the roof and a set of Vuvuzelas to parade through the streets.

Citroen says all 11 examples will go on sale on April Fools' Day across its nationwide dealer network, except of course Citroen Tottenham.
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About the author: Mihnea Radu
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Mihnea's favorite cars have already been built, the so-called modern classics from the '80s and '90s. He also loves local car culture from all over the world, so don't be surprised to see him getting excited about weird Japanese imports, low-rider VWs out of Germany, replicas from Russia or LS swaps down in Florida.
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