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Crazy Review: Dodge Avenger Is People Who Are Slowly Dying

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We've just discovered this crazy little video by a guy who's either insane or brilliant… or both. Regular Car Reviews sprinkles large quantities of insanity over a video about the 2008 Dodge Avenger.
His point is that this is one of the worst cars Chrysler has ever made, bad from the day it came out. It's a car for people who have already given up on life and are waiting for the day they kick the bucket. In Europe, that's called the Peugeot 3008.

The first point he makes is that the Avenger tries to be a muscle car but is as fake as a middle-aged man's toupe, pointing out that it's as badge as the Chryler LeBaron.

All that talk about murdering the wife might seem crazy, but beyond the emasculation, he makes a good point about the real problems America's real society, not the one in car commercials, is facing.

Editor's note: This was too much for me, I need therapy now!

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About the author: Mihnea Radu
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Mihnea's favorite cars have already been built, the so-called modern classics from the '80s and '90s. He also loves local car culture from all over the world, so don't be surprised to see him getting excited about weird Japanese imports, low-rider VWs out of Germany, replicas from Russia or LS swaps down in Florida.
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