Take Christmas for instance...The others, they all expect Santa to come and bring sweets, clothes, or even a good movie on Blu-ray. Some expect the end of the world hunger, the second coming of Jesus, or hope MJ is pulling another Elvis-like disappearance act ('cause, you know, Elvis isn't dead, we saw him in LA this week...). Our letter to Santa, however, goes a bit like this...
How about, dear Santa, a new 572 Cubic-inch HEMI V8? What, to heavy for ya'? Or too expensive? So that you know, Chrysler is offering all the 650 horsepower and 660 lb.-ft. of torque for $18,300 and, since I didn't crash my 'Cuda this year, I think i deserve one...
By the way, my wife's craving for a 410 Six Pack. No, not beer, but the 470 horsepower and 490 lb.-ft. of torque packed into the 340 cubic-inch block. It's not even expensive: $13,070.
Now, that we got the propulsion means out of the way, how about something for the soul. And eyes...Like the new FLO TV, so I can watch ESPN while the wife is revving the hell out of the 410... I mean, Santa, if you pay that much for the engines, the $629 plus installation Chrysler asks for this seems like nothing, right?
While we're at it, how 'bout remote start? Winter is here, so I would love to heat that HEMI up BEFORE I get out of the house. After all, what's $235 to you?
Oh, yeah, I have a friend who owns a Wrangler. We were just talking about it and he told me he needs a new lift kit. It will cost you in between $1,510 and $5,475, but, sorry to say, I have no idea if his Wrangler is a 2007 or 2010, so look into it, will ya'?
That's about all I need so far. I'll get back to you if something else comes up. Before I forget...
Merry Chrystmas, vrrrmmm, vrrrmmm, vrrrmmm!
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