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Our significant others sometimes have a rather unpleasant habit, forcing us to get rid of our beloved but aging vehicles. This is the only explanation we could find for a recent Craigslist ad that sees a man offering his Cayenne Turbo.
To make sure the ad reaches the appropriate clientele, it all starts with a short... interview. The following question is an example as good as any: “Have you ever wanted to own a luxury Porsche that lacks the Porsche heritage, but still gives you a feeling of manliness over driving a Saab?”
Things go on in the same hilarious manner, with the seller explaining that this is also knows as a “Poor-sche”. We are told that this German SUV, a 2004 model, only has 65,000 miles on its odometer, but it is dressed in Beige, which apparently makes it “just as terrible as a Toyota Camry”.
This car has obviously been loved, since it was only serviced at Porsche dealerships. Nonetheless, the financial burden always puts pressure on a man - “As much as I hate to do this, my pockets need to be filled with more than lint again, so this must go to a new home. Will need to be towed away most likely [...] May be willing to trade for a Smart Car or Toyota Prius (will also include my dignity and man card)”
Oh and by the way, whoever buys this first-gen Cayenne Turbo also receives a box of Girl Scout cookies. Check out the Craigslist ad here.
Things go on in the same hilarious manner, with the seller explaining that this is also knows as a “Poor-sche”. We are told that this German SUV, a 2004 model, only has 65,000 miles on its odometer, but it is dressed in Beige, which apparently makes it “just as terrible as a Toyota Camry”.
This car has obviously been loved, since it was only serviced at Porsche dealerships. Nonetheless, the financial burden always puts pressure on a man - “As much as I hate to do this, my pockets need to be filled with more than lint again, so this must go to a new home. Will need to be towed away most likely [...] May be willing to trade for a Smart Car or Toyota Prius (will also include my dignity and man card)”
Oh and by the way, whoever buys this first-gen Cayenne Turbo also receives a box of Girl Scout cookies. Check out the Craigslist ad here.
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