The two most prized inanimate possessions a man can have are probably his car and his guitar. This woman here went and smashed both of them with one single, perfectly executed move. Well, actually, there were quite a few of them.
Do they teach them these things in "bitch classes?" Is there a course entitled "how to make your man suffer the most?" Or is it "Five things you never knew will hurt him more than his balls?" If these don't exist, then the woman in the video down below should definitely start her own college as I'm sure there will be no shortage of students, and she's clearly overqualified to teach.
Breaking up is never a pleasant affair, but doing it in public is even more humiliating. Since one party is usually the relationship's victim and the other the aggressor, when it comes to parting ways, the roles are reversed. The victim, pissed off beyond any possibility of acting rationally, will burst into flames transforming into a real-life version of Taz, the Tasmanian Devil. To say that this role is mostly played by the woman would be totally inconsiderate and completely misogynistic - there are so many women physically abused by their partners that cases like the one you are about to see are obviously the exception.
That's precisely why we find them so captivating. This woman clearly has a knack for creating drama. She could have just picked up a brick and smashed her ex-boyfriend's windshield with that. It would have been simpler and, by all accounts, more effective. Instead, she devises a plan that turns his attention away from the car long enough for her to open his guitar case, take out the wooden instrument, climb the car (which appears to be a Rover 45) with her high heels and go all rock concert on the poor vehicle. By the time the man realizes what's happening, it's all too late. The guitar - sturdy as it was - is probably in pieces, and the windshield is shattered while the hood and the roof must bear the marks of her red shoes.
The whole debacle apparently takes place in Belgium, and if you feel it is a bit suspicious after watching the clip, know you're not alone. But we're not the type to start yelling "fake" unless there's clear evidence to support the allegation, so we'll just assume that some people really are this crazy.
"Boy meets car, boy loves car, boy gets journalism degree and starts job writing and editing at a car magazine" - 5/5. (Vlad Mitrache if he was a movie) Full profile
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