Curly Blonde Ferrari Driver for Hire

If you are from the Chicago area and want to rent a Ferrari for a special event, driven by a curly, blonde, naked waist up... guy, you can go ahead and contact the Ferrari Guy for Hire.

Unfortunately, we have to tell you that this is not a joke. We are not trying to mock you, but we sure do give you a chance to mock Tony Tag, ‘the most photographed man in the country besides the President’ ... or a least that's what his website says.

Don’t feel bad if you never heard about Tony, as you now have the chance to take a 20 minute ride around the block with him in his Ferrari 360 Spider, for only... 150 bucks. And if by any chance you decide you just can’t get enough of him (like that’s ever going to happen!), you can enjoy Tony and the Spider for $300/hour.

And like any man who knows that a good business is all about customer satisfaction, Tony is willing to offer multi-hour packages at lesser rates, such as 5 hours at $1,200.

Don’t worry, Tony thought of everything. For 2, 3 or 4 passengers, he will be their chauffeur in his own Cadillac Eldorado at $250 an hour, Jalopnik reported.

Now let us tell you about the Ferrari. Tony says it has 495 horsepower, which is almost 100 horsepower more than a stock 360 Spider. And we really doubt that the gold-plated wheels increased the glass encased 3.8 liter engine’s power.

But we bet his curly hair he feels proud he owns it, not like Enzo Dude who decided it was time to make a fool out of himself when posing in nothing but gym shorts and yellow sunglasses in front of someone else’s exotic sportscar.