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By the time Zuffenhausen released the mid-cycle facelift for the first-generation Cayenne, many had got over the controversy of the Porsche crest placed on an SUV. Well, there’s one example of such a car in America that definitely doesn’t want us to forget the odd image associated with early Cayennes.
Prepare to meet the worst Cayenne you’ve ever seen. In fact, this has to be the worst Porsche you’ve ever seen.
Truth be told, the Germans have never managed to shed too much weight when they built the first Cayenne, working their way around the VW Touareg platform as they could. However, this particular example must tip the scales at a noticeably higher value than standard, given all the extra stuff it has on its bodywork.
This makes us think of Porsche’s RS products, which shed weight using fabric door handles and sticker badges instead of metallic ones. The Germans said they had never built a Cayenne RS and yet here we are, looking at what should be the exact opposite of such a car.
We thought the last wave of preppers had passed, but the owner of this SUV has more lights on his or her Cayenne than an entire fire department. However, badge bragging won't be overlooked. Not only has this remained uncovered, but the extra decorations on the car actually highlight it.
Whoever owns this Cayenne enjoys comfort too, since some of the smallest wheels in the line-up were chosen for the car, despite the obvious intentions to draw attention. Or perhaps this is secretly a Transformers character.
Truth be told, the Germans have never managed to shed too much weight when they built the first Cayenne, working their way around the VW Touareg platform as they could. However, this particular example must tip the scales at a noticeably higher value than standard, given all the extra stuff it has on its bodywork.
This makes us think of Porsche’s RS products, which shed weight using fabric door handles and sticker badges instead of metallic ones. The Germans said they had never built a Cayenne RS and yet here we are, looking at what should be the exact opposite of such a car.
We thought the last wave of preppers had passed, but the owner of this SUV has more lights on his or her Cayenne than an entire fire department. However, badge bragging won't be overlooked. Not only has this remained uncovered, but the extra decorations on the car actually highlight it.
Whoever owns this Cayenne enjoys comfort too, since some of the smallest wheels in the line-up were chosen for the car, despite the obvious intentions to draw attention. Or perhaps this is secretly a Transformers character.
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