Do you have any idea how sick I am to be an adorable little car called “Beetle”? Seriously, I am fed up with children and hippies caressing me with their smiles and what annoys me the most is the fact that I get to hear the word “peace” 1000 times a day.
And when it’s not this I have to live with the obsession of classic car fans, which go crazy if one of my screws has one micoscopic stain that looks like rust - they start agitating me with all their tools.
So, from now on, I shall be the Spider! What I am going to use the six legs for? I shall tear apart all those silly cars that dare to use this name. So, what shall I devour first, Ferrari or Lamborghini?
Photo credit: Dr_Terrible via reddit.com
So, from now on, I shall be the Spider! What I am going to use the six legs for? I shall tear apart all those silly cars that dare to use this name. So, what shall I devour first, Ferrari or Lamborghini?
Photo credit: Dr_Terrible via reddit.com