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Redneck Chevy Bowtie Branding Will Make You Clench Your Buttcheeks

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There are plenty of ways to show you love a particular brand of cars or trucks. You could buy a sticker, change the wallpaper of your laptop or get a nice shirt.
However, this next guy takes things to the next level. Yes, it's one of those "here, hold my beer" moments.

You can forget all about the traditional meaning of brand loyalty. The next time somebody says that, you will instantly think about a drunk guy tied to a table using a tow strap and branded with a red-hot iron piece of iron.

This dude drops trou' and takes it like a champ. While all his friends are having a laugh, one dude permanently etches the bowtie logo onto his gluteus maximus. The only problem is that he's also drunk and moves the iron two times.

See, kids, this is why you go to a professional branding expert!

But seriously, folks, what do you think is going through this fellow's head while all this takes place. It must be something along the lines of:

- Let's do this, man. Chevy FTW. Oh boy, chicks are so going to dig this. I will be swimming in…
- Yeah, this is so awesome, but maybe it was a bad idea. Shouldn't have had that 13th beer. Oh well, I can't wuss out now.
- No no, no, no, no...

As funny as the video is, it proves Chevrolet has some loyal fans - can't buy that with money. You're never going to see an Audi driver tattooing an A8 on his wife!

To end this barrel of laughs with a joke, let me tell you one that's been going around the Chevy community for years: Why is it every time you see a Ford truck, it's lifted? Because Ford drivers don't want to get their dresses dirty.

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About the author: Mihnea Radu
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Mihnea's favorite cars have already been built, the so-called modern classics from the '80s and '90s. He also loves local car culture from all over the world, so don't be surprised to see him getting excited about weird Japanese imports, low-rider VWs out of Germany, replicas from Russia or LS swaps down in Florida.
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