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A Michigan couple may have just found the worst place to have car sex: in the parking lot belonging to the police headquarters. This story doesn’t have a happy ending for them, as you may have guessed.
The Smoking Gun has obtained the police report on the incident that occurred at the beginning of the month in the Detroit suburb of Birmingham. The report doesn’t disclose the names of these two love bunnies, but it does mention that they were 25 and 24 years old, respectively.
“A patrolman […] pulled into the parking lot of police headquarters around 12:15 AM and spotted an ‘unknown vehicle’ that was running and situated in a ‘municipal vehicles only’ spot,” The Smoking Gun writes. “Upon approaching the auto, the cop ‘noticed the rear windows were fogged up’ and the car’s two inhabitants – a 25-year-old woman and a 24-year-old man – were naked in the back seat.”
Both were cited for disorderly conduct and were ordered off the premises – after being told to put on some clothes, we assume. Their first court date is set for this week, so good luck to them explaining to the judge why they couldn’t wait until they got home or why, for that matter, they thought the parking lot of the police HQ was the best place to get some in the car.
That said, getting it on in your car while it’s parked, even though with the engine still running, is the least dangerous stunt of this type. In May this year, amateur adult star Taylor Jackson, with help from her boyfriend, was the first to record an entire video of a sexual encounter in a speeding Tesla that was on Autopilot – or at least, she’s the first to post the video online and have it go viral.
The clip got so much attention that even Elon Musk chimed in on it, apparently voicing his approval on social media. “Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined. Shoulda seen it coming,” he wrote.
“A patrolman […] pulled into the parking lot of police headquarters around 12:15 AM and spotted an ‘unknown vehicle’ that was running and situated in a ‘municipal vehicles only’ spot,” The Smoking Gun writes. “Upon approaching the auto, the cop ‘noticed the rear windows were fogged up’ and the car’s two inhabitants – a 25-year-old woman and a 24-year-old man – were naked in the back seat.”
Both were cited for disorderly conduct and were ordered off the premises – after being told to put on some clothes, we assume. Their first court date is set for this week, so good luck to them explaining to the judge why they couldn’t wait until they got home or why, for that matter, they thought the parking lot of the police HQ was the best place to get some in the car.
That said, getting it on in your car while it’s parked, even though with the engine still running, is the least dangerous stunt of this type. In May this year, amateur adult star Taylor Jackson, with help from her boyfriend, was the first to record an entire video of a sexual encounter in a speeding Tesla that was on Autopilot – or at least, she’s the first to post the video online and have it go viral.
The clip got so much attention that even Elon Musk chimed in on it, apparently voicing his approval on social media. “Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined. Shoulda seen it coming,” he wrote.
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