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Marry This Woman and Get a Free Jeep!

Seems like humans have evolved a lot since cavemen dragged women by their hair and knocked them on the head with a bat... A desperate woman found an original way to find her soul mate by offering potential ‘customers’ an interesting package.

She posted an ad on a Salt Lake City, Utah, classified website, where she is willing to give a 1992 Jeep Wrangler to the one that dates and marry her, Jalopnik reported.

Unfortunately, she is older than the Jeep, so she might need some overhauling. Of course, that depends on how high her mileage is. After all, she is 39 years old... As for the car, the advert says that the Jeep has a lift, safari top for the summer and hard top for the winter, rear locker, 33" tires and an 8000 lb winch.

She is giving some ‘technical’ details about herself, too. “And boys, I don't come stock. I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for "garage nights" (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a "work hard so you can play hard" mentality, and I'm great with kids, too!”

Of course, the lady also put some terms and conditions, just to make sure amateurs know she means business:
  • Marriage must last a minimum of 5 years.
  • Jeep cannot feel neglected - trips to Moab required.
  • Honda 400EX included in lifetime package.
  • Honeymoon required.

So guys, hoping that at least one of you will take this ‘lifetime opportunity’, we are looking forward to see how this will eventually work out. The offer is only valid until July 31. Only men can contact her at [email protected].
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