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Kenny G, Head of Riot Suppression at Luxury Prison

Caught up as we are trying to understand what camel riders are doing in Cairo's Tahrir Square, amidst tanks and protesters, we kinda forgot all about one very flammable situation developing in the United States.

The place which is currently widely considered a powder keg, Audi's Luxury Prison, is now at the center of media focus because of the increasing threats to public order proliferated by the rich who are serving time there.

In an attempt to shed some light on the events which are about to unfold in the US (according to sources, some inmates are planning a riot or an escape on February 6, when the world is mesmerized in front of the TV screens during the Super Bowl), an Audi TV crew is currently on the premises, interviewing both the guards and the prisoners.

Whereas yesterday we saw a glimpse of the difficult life prisoners have in the prison, today Audi takes us in the office of the head of riot suppression, Kenny G.

Using his sax as a submission tool/weapon the guard is the single most important element holding the place together. The sax spits out bullets like “Tadpole on a morning swim,” “31/2 minute hug,” “You scratch my back, I scratch yours”and many more, Kenny opposes disorder and the threats posed by crustacean projectiles.

His life at the prison has been until now relatively quiet, despite the occasional riots caused by the disgruntled prisoners. At least two of them are said to be planning a major move on Sunday, so now Kenny's most important job is to find out who they are and stop them.

We'll get back to you as the story develops.

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About the author: Daniel Patrascu
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Daniel loves writing (or so he claims), and he uses this skill to offer readers a "behind the scenes" look at the automotive industry. He also enjoys talking about space exploration and robots, because in his view the only way forward for humanity is away from this planet, in metal bodies.
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