We salute you and welcome you to another lesson in Russian driving etiquette. It is customary for people to take care so as not to hit a horse, but in Soviet Russia, the horse crashes into you.
Like this very fine example of a horse, who was being spurred too fast for its own good. The result? it crashed into a totally stationary car, who we might ad has a large crucifix on the dash. Can we have the license and registration for this horse please. What?
And if you can't really tell if you're witnessing Russian traffic, here are a few tips:
And if you can't really tell if you're witnessing Russian traffic, here are a few tips:
- If people on the right lane are going left and the ones on the left are going right, you're in Russia.
- If people are crawling across the street with a bottle of vodka, you're in Russia.
- If dogs use the crossings like people, you're in Russia.
- If 20YO blondes drive Ferraris and Bentley, you're in Russia.
- If every BMW X5 or Audi Q7 driver has a gun, you're in Russia.