Teen Takes a Dump in Honda Civic. The Wrong Honda Civic

Crappy revenge, old champ... Love stricken, or maybe jealousy blinded 18-year-old Austin Horries Purifoy (cool name) managed to get the title of Stupid Person of the Day on the Socialitelife website after he was caught defecating in a car.

Nothing (that) out of the ordinary so far. Except, he meant to take a dump in a car. But not in that car. While trying to send a very intimate love message to his girlfriend, Purifoy sneaked into a parking lot, found a Honda Civic, broke the car's right front window, got into the car, pulled his pants down and then...Holly S**it.

The owner of the car caught Purifoy just after finishing his business. When he saw the owner, Purifoy replied, according to court documents cited by

"This is your car? I thought this was Desiree's car." And off he went, until he found a comfortable ditch to hide in.

It was in the ditch where police found him. Purifoy was indicted on two charges of criminal property damage and one charge of breaking and entering. According to he is currently taking a dump at the Dona Ana County Detention Center.

This is not the first stunt of such nature... Last year, a 16 year old teen from Centerville, Utah was stupid enough to try and brake into a car in which, coincidently, an off-duty deputy was sitting.

Scared to find a policeman there, the teen, who while trying to escape lost his shoes, soiled himself... Nasty.
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Daniel loves writing (or so he claims), and he uses this skill to offer readers a "behind the scenes" look at the automotive industry. He also enjoys talking about space exploration and robots, because in his view the only way forward for humanity is away from this planet, in metal bodies.
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