Police Car Ripped Apart by Dogs

Dogs of all breeds, unite! It's time to put an end to all the pointless barking at the tires routine... Can't you see it's not working? Can't you see nobody pays any attention to us? Or worse, they laugh and spit out infamies: "Uh, uh, mom, look, what a nice puppy.. And IT has a thing for our wheels..."

No, we don't have a thing for your wheels, curly blonde. WE HATE CARS (except for those stupid pets, who ride amongst men, their head out the window and their tongue dangling in the wind, like an inert limb)!

The spinning motion of the wheels is what drives our rage. It makes us charge head on, oblivious to our physical integrity, to stop them. Alas, how many perished in this foolish way...

But it's over now... Our chapter in Chattanooga, Tennessee, made it. Look at the video below. Take notes. Learn. Rip apart. Especially police...

These two managed what we could not in decades... They ripped apart a car. Not only a car, a cop car. They made it squeal, crack, pop... It cried so loud, that another cop car had to come to the rescue, and another...

Foes were many, but our friends prevailed. The battered cop car had no choice but to run away, dismantled...

So what they were high on crack, 'cause crack was the only eatable thing in master Bochepus' hut.

Cops came looking for Bo, but they found Lynyrd and Skynyrd, two fine examples of our race. The two who, from now on, will be known as the ones who stood up for the many.

'Cause, you see, what humans don't know is that when the wheels on their cars spin, we hear Paris Hilton sing...

Make her stop, or will rip your cars apart..