Photo: amber heavens on Flickr
Hey, it’s me, your dog, talking! Pay attention, it’s enough that I has to cope with your ridiculous car choices over the years, now it’s my time to choose!
Listen closely, you know I need to get air as you’re driving, so don’t ever think about buying a normal car anymore. A convertible is the one you should get, so that I get to enjoy the open air experience those silly adds on TV talk about all the time.
Do you have any idea how bad it is for a creature with my level of acoustic sensitivity to hgave to listen to the TV at the volume you people use? It’s your fault if the subliminal messages got me, it doesn’t even matter, the idea is that you have to buy a topless ride.
However, you know how I get crazy sometimes and you wouldn’t want to lose me, so don’t go for a soft top or a foldable metal roof, because I’ll fall out during the drive.
The L-A-N-D-A-U-L-E-T is the way to go if you want to please me. Buy a landaulet you man!
Photo Credits: amber heavens on Flickr
Do you have any idea how bad it is for a creature with my level of acoustic sensitivity to hgave to listen to the TV at the volume you people use? It’s your fault if the subliminal messages got me, it doesn’t even matter, the idea is that you have to buy a topless ride.
However, you know how I get crazy sometimes and you wouldn’t want to lose me, so don’t go for a soft top or a foldable metal roof, because I’ll fall out during the drive.
The L-A-N-D-A-U-L-E-T is the way to go if you want to please me. Buy a landaulet you man!
Photo Credits: amber heavens on Flickr
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