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It's rare that the Audi R8 and BMW M4 are mentioned in the same story. But it almost never happens that babies or intercourse are a part of it too.
Somebody working for Car Throttle had the crazy idea of matching 12 of the most famous performance vehicles into car children. "Ever wondered what it would look like if two cars shacked up and had kids? We (for some reason...) have, so decided to create these weirdly appealing images!" they say.
Well, the R8 is all square and unimaginative, but it has a sexual side as well. When the RS3 came out, they released a commercial where the R8 widened its hips and gave birth to one. It was like a scene from Predator, complete with good, so we don't want to think what happened when the BMW M4 got involved. Those Germans are kinky b...
Next up, we have the Honda Civic Type R and the Ford Focus RS. Both are kind of chunky and muscular, so hooking up is natural. The outcome is a child only a mother would love.
When your parents are the Jaguar F-Type and the Porsche 911 Cabriolet, looking good is part of your DNA. This vehicle has the makings of a Hollywood superstar and will be treated like royalty despite having two engines, one for each end.
We have no idea why the BMW E36 M3 was matched up against the Mazda MX-5, but it probably has something to do with Car Throttle's obsession with both of these pensioners. The baby that comes out looks like a total hipster, a horrible car that everybody somehow likes.
A BMW i8 with Maserati Gran Turismo headlights is not perfect. Somehow, German engineering and Italian design don't make for a classic sportscar. Nor does the baby of the Dodge Charger and a Subaru WRX STI look that pleasing. It's like a riced American classic, something that should never happen.
Well, the R8 is all square and unimaginative, but it has a sexual side as well. When the RS3 came out, they released a commercial where the R8 widened its hips and gave birth to one. It was like a scene from Predator, complete with good, so we don't want to think what happened when the BMW M4 got involved. Those Germans are kinky b...
Next up, we have the Honda Civic Type R and the Ford Focus RS. Both are kind of chunky and muscular, so hooking up is natural. The outcome is a child only a mother would love.
When your parents are the Jaguar F-Type and the Porsche 911 Cabriolet, looking good is part of your DNA. This vehicle has the makings of a Hollywood superstar and will be treated like royalty despite having two engines, one for each end.
We have no idea why the BMW E36 M3 was matched up against the Mazda MX-5, but it probably has something to do with Car Throttle's obsession with both of these pensioners. The baby that comes out looks like a total hipster, a horrible car that everybody somehow likes.
A BMW i8 with Maserati Gran Turismo headlights is not perfect. Somehow, German engineering and Italian design don't make for a classic sportscar. Nor does the baby of the Dodge Charger and a Subaru WRX STI look that pleasing. It's like a riced American classic, something that should never happen.
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