Photo: www.gumtree.com.au
Switching from a bachelor lifestyle to a married one can often be full of hard decisions and this is the exact case for this Australian, who found himself forced to get rid of his luxury possessions from his celibate days or risk losing the affections of his wife. Among the other goods, the man also posted a hilarious ad for his Lamborghini Golf Cart.
The announcement the private seller posted on Australian site Gumtree starts as a testimonial in which the man brags about “the most cruel wife in the country, possibly in the world.” After this, the guy even ironically thanks the website for their methods of advertising, which (for who knows what reason) is promoting women as having the financial control in the household.
The ad continues with: “My poor baby Lamborghini Golf Cart is next on her low browed hunt for treasured items to have me sell totally against my will yet as we are all familiar with the saying ‘happy wife’ can’t remember the rest nor do I much care for whatever comes next right now either!”
The story goes on for several phrases, in which the man describes all the flaws of the golf cart and all the bad experiences it went through. It almost sounds like he’s hoping nobody would ever consider buying it from him. The vehicle in question is a 1999 Tonino Lamborghini 36 Volt electric golf car with a couple of custom features and the man wants $3,500 for.
To be honest with you, we find this announcement to qualify as one of the best ads we have ever found on a website, so we’re pretty sure it won’t have a problem geting sold. But you can read it and decide it on your own.
The ad continues with: “My poor baby Lamborghini Golf Cart is next on her low browed hunt for treasured items to have me sell totally against my will yet as we are all familiar with the saying ‘happy wife’ can’t remember the rest nor do I much care for whatever comes next right now either!”
The story goes on for several phrases, in which the man describes all the flaws of the golf cart and all the bad experiences it went through. It almost sounds like he’s hoping nobody would ever consider buying it from him. The vehicle in question is a 1999 Tonino Lamborghini 36 Volt electric golf car with a couple of custom features and the man wants $3,500 for.
To be honest with you, we find this announcement to qualify as one of the best ads we have ever found on a website, so we’re pretty sure it won’t have a problem geting sold. But you can read it and decide it on your own.
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