Dual-Shotgun Baby Stroller is Packin' Heat

There's a whole array of American jokes that start with "you know you're a redneck if.............". You just fill the dotted line with a description about a pretty moronic thing to do. In our case, the funny but true description would be something along the lines of: "You know you're a redneck when you use your baby's stroller to carry live ammunition and two Remingtons." Instead of a baby, like you're supposed to, naturally.

We don't exactly know the actual circumstances in which the picture was taken, but it definitely looks like it wasn't made as a joke, since the two what appear to be 20-gauge shotguns are held by the stroller via somewhat professional mounts. We also don't know if the owner of the baby stroller has a toddler who is passionate about skeet shooting or is an infant gang member.

That family must live in a pretty bad neighborhood if even their small children are packin' heat whenever they are taken to the playground around the block. Can you imagine how a neighborhood drive-by would look if instead of a beaten' 60s Impala the culprits would use baby strollers? "Yo man, that kid in the stroller looks a bit angry, let's get on our tricycles and get the hell outta here!"

Either be the truth behind this somewhat confusing photograph, we cannot help but be amused at the amount of gray matter the owner of the stroller must have. We realize though that there are a lot of skeet shooting fans out there, and they probably have to carry some pretty heavy doses of ammunition between the shooting ranges. But come on now, a baby stroller? What do you use to carry your baby then, an M1 Abrams?

The picture originated from Jason Calacanis' blog (founder of Weblogs and mahalo.com), but he didn't mention anything about the circumstances in which it was taken, so just about anything can be assumed from it.