Oh boy, I’m so happy I finally escaped from that horrifying facility. The water makes such a loud noise - actually, why do they have to use water at all? Don’t they know that us electrons are afraid of it? I get goose bumps just by thinking about it. And then there’s that transformer - do you have any idea how painful it is to go through the voltage increasing process?
Anyway, I have to thank Ohm that I am now safe. Where am I? Well, I’m traveling peacefully on a high voltage power line. At this point, you’ll probably say that all I ever do is complain, but everything that I said is true. You humans have a much easier life than us electrons. Just think about it, you get to enjoy your weekends every... week, while we have to serve you whenever you feel like doing just about everything.
Well, I shall not accept this faith! I will not be used to power one of your stupid home appliances or some massage chair that’s giving you a good time. Oh no... I have far more important things to do, I want to be a part of the future, a soldier, a part of the army that conquers the motoring world.
You see, ever since I was a little child, I’ve been in love with automobiles. But, can you get into one and still be noble? Nooo, because you’ll only be able to operate something like a window or a seat. And this is also because of you humans. You invented the automobile and decided that electricity should be killed in order for that dirty oil to take its mobility throne.
Well, you should know that we’re back: we’re gathering troops and are willing to take over the auto world. So, as I... wait, wait! this is my chance - there’s an electric car that’s plugged in. I’m going for it, I will be the one that powers a vehicle! Death to the fossil fuels! Ahem... as I was saying, I want to accelerate the electrification process of automobiles. However, in order to do that, you people have to understand that EVs are far superior to the ancient fuel burners you call cars. In order to do this, I shall walk you through my new host, the smart Electric Drive.