Michelle Obama is Still Not Allowed to Drive And She Misses It
16 Nov 2018, 13:18 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Former First Lady of the United States says she still lives “in a bubble,” Secret Service agents drive her wherever she needs to go for security reasons
Man Gropes Woman on Southwest Airlines Flight Because Trump Said It Was OK
24 Oct 2018, 13:15 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Bruce Michael Alexander is being investigated by the FBI for abusive sexual contact on board flight from Houston, Texas, to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Melania Trump’s Plane Forced to Land as Smoke Fills The Main Cabin
18 Oct 2018, 14:28 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / First Lady was en route to Philadelphia with members of the press, plane returned back to base after 10 minutes due to “mechanical issue”
Kanye West Pitches Stolen Idea For Air Force 1 to Donald Trump
12 Oct 2018, 11:20 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Rapper boasts he’s working with Apple on a hydrogen-fueled plane that could replace the current one POTUS is using, during White House visit
Donald Trump’s New Beast Limousine Makes Debut in NYC
25 Sep 2018, 14:39 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / 2 brand new 2018 Cadillac limos are added to the Presidential fleet, more will be made under 2014 contract with General Motors
Donald Trump to Hurricane Florence Survivor: At Least You Got a Nice Boat
21 Sep 2018, 12:28 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / POTUS visits New Bern, North Carolina, and finds it funny that some random man woke up to find a yacht had washed up in his flooded backyard
Donald Trump Wants Ford to Build Focus Active in The U.S.
10 Sep 2018, 11:16 UTC · By: Mircea Panait / Even if the President says the Focus Active should be built in the United States, Ford doesn't plan to make that wish come true
Donald Trump Offers Air Force 2 to Carry Body of Sen. John McCain to D.C.
31 Aug 2018, 12:33 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / POTUS is not invited to the funeral but still does the right thing for his former rival, offering Presidential plane for transport
Trump’s Military Parade to Feature Abrams Tanks, But in 2019
17 Aug 2018, 09:42 UTC · By: Daniel Patrascu / The U.S. Department of Defense says it postponed the military parade called for by president Trump until sometime next year.
President Trump Meets With Bikers for Trump New Jersey Group
14 Aug 2018, 14:49 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Support rally gets plenty of coverage, sparks more controversy as President poses with biker with sexist and offensive patches
Princeton Police Patrol Cruiser Mistaken for ICE Car Because of Unfinished Decal
10 Aug 2018, 11:06 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Police department takes to social media to assure locals that their pickup truck will be finished on time, avoiding further confusion.
Donald Trump Rages to Find Melania Tuning Air Force One TV to CNN
26 Jul 2018, 12:51 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Golden rule with POTUS’ aides is that all TVs must be tuned on to Fox, because everything else is fake news – this includes Air Force One TV sets
Volvo Responds to U.S.-China Trade War by Reshuffling XC60 Production
20 Jul 2018, 12:21 UTC · By: Mircea Panait / As everyone prepares for the worst following the start of the U.S.-China trade war, Volvo is laughing in the face of adversity
Trump’s Military Parade to Cost at Least $12 Million
20 Jul 2018, 09:14 UTC · By: Daniel Patrascu / The United States Army military parade to take place on November 10 without tanks being deployed on the streets because of possible damages
On Board Putin’s Presidential Plane, Complete with Gym and Gold-Plated Toilet
19 Jul 2018, 09:19 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / Valued at $500 million, the IL-96-300PU plane is the very definition of luxury. And Putin has 4 of them, because 3 serve as decoy
Donald Trump Unveils Details of Bold Air Force One Makeover
18 Jul 2018, 14:47 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / POTUS says he’s saving taxpayers $1.5 billion on new plane, which will be painted in patriotic colors, red, white and blue
Putin’s Impressive Aurus Senat Limo Makes Debut at Trump Summit in Helsinki
17 Jul 2018, 12:23 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / This is the first time the Presidential Kortezh is seen outside Russia, and the second overall since inauguration. Little is known of its security features
Piers Morgan Gets to See Air Force One in Person, Is Blown Away
16 Jul 2018, 12:58 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / POTUS Donald Trump sits down for an interview with old pal Piers Morgan after UK visit, shows him around the famous Presidential plane.
Somehow, Donald Trump Managed to Get Lost on Air Force One
16 Jul 2018, 09:58 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / POTUS got lost on the Presidential plane while giving wife Melania a tour, White House stenographer Beck Dorey-Stein says
Donald Trump’s Driver Sues Him for Unpaid Wages, Overtime
10 Jul 2018, 14:52 UTC · By: Elena Gorgan / The man who drove The Donald around before he became POTUS claims he got royally screwed and wants to have his day in court