World’s Only Hitch-Mounted Stripper Pole!

That’s the conversation that we, the autoevolution editors, have every time we’re off to our moonlighting jobs. But fortunately, a company called Platinum Stages overhead us and saw there was a need for one of their... innovative entertainment products.

Introducing the world’s first stripper pole that you can mount to the back of your pickup via the tow hitch.The Hitch Stage has a 3 foot x 3 foot platform that floats approximately 5 feet from the ground (depending on the vehicle) and has approximately 7 feet of usable pole. Perfect for when you’re on the go and want some of that go-go boot action!

For just $399, all this can be yours. Batteries and girl not included. Some assembly required.