Photo: Vilner
Over the years, the guys over at Vilner made some pretty kitschy tuning jobs ranging from old Mercedes-Benz sedans to blacked out Bentley Continental GTs. But this time around, the Bulgarian tuning company surpassed the absurd by coming up with a very chintzy bright yellow Hummer H2.
First of all, the Hummer H2 is a mess of a vehicle. It drinks gasoline in big gulps, it has a gobsmacking awful interior with rough plastics and a hideous gear lever, it's been discontinued for a few years now and even Hummer itself has bitten the dust back in May 2010. But those details pale in comparison to this appalling tuning job.
First of all, we can't get over those Chinese dragons. They're virtually everywhere: on the bonnet, on the right rear quarter panel, on the sun visors, the headlining, the seats and even the dashboard for crying out loud. According to Wikipedia, the Chinese dragon symbolizes potent and auspicious powers, while outstanding people are compared to a dragon in Chinese daily language. Vilner's Hummer ticks neither boxes, so what the hell were they thinking?
As if that wasn't enough fail, Vilner's social media guy stated in a Facebook post that "the gigantic Hummer H2 is one of the best cars for beach bars attack, especialy [sic] with 26 inch wheels." Can somebody explain to this guy that 26-inch alloys and the rubber's sidewall height from rim to thread aren't adequate for beach bar attacks? Yes, the vehicle might get to the beach bar, but it won't get out of the sand without chunky off-road tires or towing.
Props for the effort to the guys over at Vilner, but that's a disastrously tuned Hummer H2 that hurts our eyes.
First of all, we can't get over those Chinese dragons. They're virtually everywhere: on the bonnet, on the right rear quarter panel, on the sun visors, the headlining, the seats and even the dashboard for crying out loud. According to Wikipedia, the Chinese dragon symbolizes potent and auspicious powers, while outstanding people are compared to a dragon in Chinese daily language. Vilner's Hummer ticks neither boxes, so what the hell were they thinking?
As if that wasn't enough fail, Vilner's social media guy stated in a Facebook post that "the gigantic Hummer H2 is one of the best cars for beach bars attack, especialy [sic] with 26 inch wheels." Can somebody explain to this guy that 26-inch alloys and the rubber's sidewall height from rim to thread aren't adequate for beach bar attacks? Yes, the vehicle might get to the beach bar, but it won't get out of the sand without chunky off-road tires or towing.
Props for the effort to the guys over at Vilner, but that's a disastrously tuned Hummer H2 that hurts our eyes.
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