Now, in an unrelated news (or is it?), the United Nations (UN) is planning to create an ambassador position within its ranks, a position which, according to sources, will be filled by astrophysicist Mazlan Othman.
According to Softpedia, Othman, the leader of the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs (UNOOSA) will be responsible with initiating and establishing the first contact with the alien visitors (that shouldn't be that hard, considering the world's missiles can be disabled in a heartbeat).
In an email sent to The Guardian by Othman, she denies however the aforementioned story. Meanwhile, in Washington, Robert Papas, the ICBM (intercontinental ballistic missile) officer we mentioned earlier is getting ready to tell the world the truth as he knows it by distributing declassified US government documents.
"The U.S. Air Force is lying about the national security implications of unidentified aerial objects at nuclear bases and we can prove it," Salas said in a statement.
Of course, some of you, our readers, might be wondering why is autoevolution following this story (we must admit, we had a very hard time with our editor-in-chief over this). But think about it: if aliens do exist and come, wouldn't they bring with them some amazing machines to write about?
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