The Ford Crown Victoria was neither fast nor furious, but it did give motorists goosebumps whenever it appeared in the rearview mirror with the emergency lights flashing. The only thing this example will ever give is nightmares, because, well, just look at it.
Supposedly made in 2000, it is a ride worthy of Reddit’s ‘bad’ car mods thread. And that is where we found the pics shared in the gallery that depict a very sad vehicle, probably influenced by the never-ending ‘Fast & Furious’ franchise.
Living its life one LOL at a time, it was immortalized in a parking lot, somewhere in the United States, next to an old Ram truck whose seminal design apparently inspired the facelifted BMW X7. But that’s a totally different story, so let’s get back to the Crown Vic in question, which sports a body kit that has definitely seen better days.
The massive front bumper has a huge central air intake and an incorporated apron. Two more vents can be seen on the sides, in front of the wheels. The hood has received a massive hump, and the side skirts also came from the aftermarket world. For some crazy reason, the owner decided that the rear doors need fake vents, presumably to cool… the tires? Further back, we can see that the rear bumper was also modified, but the most look-at-me feature is definitely that oversized wing placed on the trunk lid.
Because light green was once favored by the tuning industry, like two decades ago, about the same time when this Crown Vic came to life, it covers all body panels. Racing stripes were a must, so it has those too, in black, running across the entire length. The windscreen decal reads ‘Archangel’, and the interior has a similar light green and black design. Guess it really craves for a date with the crusher, wouldn’t you say?
Living its life one LOL at a time, it was immortalized in a parking lot, somewhere in the United States, next to an old Ram truck whose seminal design apparently inspired the facelifted BMW X7. But that’s a totally different story, so let’s get back to the Crown Vic in question, which sports a body kit that has definitely seen better days.
The massive front bumper has a huge central air intake and an incorporated apron. Two more vents can be seen on the sides, in front of the wheels. The hood has received a massive hump, and the side skirts also came from the aftermarket world. For some crazy reason, the owner decided that the rear doors need fake vents, presumably to cool… the tires? Further back, we can see that the rear bumper was also modified, but the most look-at-me feature is definitely that oversized wing placed on the trunk lid.
Because light green was once favored by the tuning industry, like two decades ago, about the same time when this Crown Vic came to life, it covers all body panels. Racing stripes were a must, so it has those too, in black, running across the entire length. The windscreen decal reads ‘Archangel’, and the interior has a similar light green and black design. Guess it really craves for a date with the crusher, wouldn’t you say?