Dear mom and dad, you guys suck! For details regarding stuff you didn't buy, check videos attached to this story. I've always known you don't love men enough, which is why I'm getting a Toyota Supra tattoo next week. PS: the salad you sent was great.
Because Youtube now knows what kind of sex toys we buy or the power tools required for our next home extension, they can predict the type of videos we might be interested in. So that's how I stumbled onto a channel called CKN Toys, and I can honestly say it made my day.
Wikipedia says that a toddler is up to 3 years old, so the 4YO Spiderman in this video doesn't qualify. But he is positively adorable, and I wouldn't mind babysitting him once a year... just don't come and visit.
You can tell he is really into the Power Wheels he is unboxing, and the internet loves him as much as they love cat videos, probably more.
We didn't do a complete check of the channel, but this unboxing of the New Spiderman 6V battery-powered ride is the most popular. It's got 76 million freaking views, which is more than any car review... ever. Whenever Clarkson says he has made the most popular car show on the planet, just show him this!
But seriously, there are Justin Bieber official videos with hundreds of times more production value that don't have this many views. And it's not like young Spiderman here is a one-trick pony. He does Batman cars, Cars cars, MAN Truck cars... you name it.
Anybody know where I can hire a toddler just like him to do real car reviews? It's the new goldmine industry. What, he's not allowed to drive at that age? Don't worry about it!
Mihnea's favorite cars have already been built, the so-called modern classics from the '80s and '90s. He also loves local car culture from all over the world, so don't be surprised to see him getting excited about weird Japanese imports, low-rider VWs out of Germany, replicas from Russia or LS swaps down in Florida. Full profile
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