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The VW-Audi-Porsche Joint Vehicle

We do mean joint...As in glued and bolted together. We are not sure what to make of this...how to call it? Lupo? Former/future Audi A2? Audi A3? Well, long story short, the car underneath the heavy camouflage is in fact a Volkswagen Lupo. The front, borrowed from an Audi, rings included, makes the car become, as it owner calls it, the "Little Lord of the Rings". Riding on Porsche alloy wheels, go figure...

The exterior of the car is, as you can see for yourself, hard to describe. What strikes us is the touch-the-road ground clearance which, to be honest, makes us wonder how does the car even get out of the garage... We can't really image it on another piece of tarmac than the one found on airports...

The highlights of the Lupo/Audi? The interior, of course. The car is packed with speakers, loud speakers, subwoofers and monitors. As you can see, it even comes equipped with a computer keyboard. He probably uses it to remap the engine "on the go", during high speed races on city streets...Or perhaps to poke Sauron's eye in "Battle for Middle-Earth", when he gets bored of driving...

Jokes aside, even if we think of it as being not a very fortunate choice in terms of exterior design, we are sure a lot of work has gone into it. In terms of infotainment at least, the car looks packed and some of us know how difficult wiring for such installations can be. Supposing that the system really works...

But at least, it is better than the McLaren SLR 999...Now that's a bad use of metal...Precious metal...
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About the author: Daniel Patrascu
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Daniel loves writing (or so he claims), and he uses this skill to offer readers a "behind the scenes" look at the automotive industry. He also enjoys talking about space exploration and robots, because in his view the only way forward for humanity is away from this planet, in metal bodies.
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