In the United Kingdom, General Motors is known as Vauxhall. More or less a badge-engineered Opel with a griffin instead of a stylized Z insignia, Vauxhall Motors has pulled a good one this April Fools' Day.
Just like Fergie's "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk," the Vauxhall Taxi Kebabi has something for you. Something especially yummy and hard to resist at the same time.
You know how after a night out partying it eventually comes to "where should we eat, yo?" In this regard, this Vauxhall Vivaro Combi van has got you covered. No more running after a taxi to get you to the nearest doner house because the Kebabi is here to the rescue.
With a couple of gas-fired spit rotisserie grills, salad bowls integrated in each seats' armrests, a wide selection of sauces and chilli dispensers, your hunger is well catered for by the Kebabi. The gastronomical Vauxhall van's driver, Justin Trafik, declared: "the vinyl seats and floor covering will prove a real boon for the occasional spillage.”
Colleague Jason Donervan added: "With Vivaro's class-leading whole life costs, this incredible vehicle offers us hard-pushed drivers another valuable revenue stream that could ultimately see taxi fares being slashed." Yup, the Kebabi spells the end for high street kebab houses in the UK.
Last but not least, Vauxhall Motors spokesperson April Fulls declared: “With the launch of the Vivaro Taxi Kebabi, we really believe we’ve given our customers something to sink their teeth into.” Now my belly rumbles. If you excuse me for a moment, I have a sudden urge to... ahem... take the Kebabi for a long-term review.
You know how after a night out partying it eventually comes to "where should we eat, yo?" In this regard, this Vauxhall Vivaro Combi van has got you covered. No more running after a taxi to get you to the nearest doner house because the Kebabi is here to the rescue.
With a couple of gas-fired spit rotisserie grills, salad bowls integrated in each seats' armrests, a wide selection of sauces and chilli dispensers, your hunger is well catered for by the Kebabi. The gastronomical Vauxhall van's driver, Justin Trafik, declared: "the vinyl seats and floor covering will prove a real boon for the occasional spillage.”
Colleague Jason Donervan added: "With Vivaro's class-leading whole life costs, this incredible vehicle offers us hard-pushed drivers another valuable revenue stream that could ultimately see taxi fares being slashed." Yup, the Kebabi spells the end for high street kebab houses in the UK.
Last but not least, Vauxhall Motors spokesperson April Fulls declared: “With the launch of the Vivaro Taxi Kebabi, we really believe we’ve given our customers something to sink their teeth into.” Now my belly rumbles. If you excuse me for a moment, I have a sudden urge to... ahem... take the Kebabi for a long-term review.