Sacha Baron Cohen to Drive Golden Dartz Prombron in The Dictator

Fans of the wacky actor already knew that Sacha Baron Cohen has teamed up with ‘Borat’ and ‘Bruno’ director Larry Charles for a new movie set to hit theaters in mid-2012, titled ‘The Dictator.’ However, none saw this coming: in the upcoming movie, the English comedian who made us laugh our heads off in ‘Ali G’, is to get behind the wheel of a very special, customized SUV.

We are talking here about a gold-plated Dartz Prombron armored truck, which is likely to make promotional appearances in the run up to the movie’s release. Yes, Baron Cohen will have the privilege to enjoy that expensive the whale’s penis skin interior...

“Of course in addition to his gold AK-74 Saddam need Russian Golden car – all dictators like Golden Russian Toys,” said Leonard Yankelovich, owner of Dartz. “Like told my friend Igor “Sniper” Ristolainen. This Saddam look like modgahed I sold spares from my armored car in Afganistan. I was happy to sell all car – but next day we have small battle with these basmach – and we need this car we need this car to kick his ass!”

As for ‘The Dictator’ movie itself, it is said to vaguely rely on Sadda Hussein’s Zabibah and the King book, and will go on and “tell the heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed,” as Paramount Pictures claim.

As you would have expected, this is also going to be another one of Baron Cohen’s controversial movies, who will purportedly be playing dual roles in the film: that of said dictator, and the other being a goat herder. Megan Fox, Anna Faris, John C. Reilly and Ben Kingsley are also part of the cast.