And since we can't argue with Christopher Nolan's trilogy just because we see Zuffenhausen as being more fitting than Sant'Agata Bolognese when it comes to Mr. Wayne, we've come up with a plan.
Since the Batmobile always evolves, perhaps Gotham's savior needs a 911-based ride. We're not the kind to nitpick without also coming up with solutions, which is why we're bringing you the rendering above.
What this overly custom air-cooled Neunelfer lacks regarding Porsche understatement, it makes up for when it comes to catering to Bruce Wayne's lavish transportation needs. So perhaps the Lambos can go.
And nobody should fret over the custom nature of this civilian project resembling the DIY character of the Batmobile. It would be enough for Bruce Wayne to explain he follows the Rauh-Welt Begriff culture in order to lead people on the wrong track.
In fact, that wouldn't be too much of a lie. That's because the image, which comes from Instagram user walterkim213, did serve as an inspiration for an actual RWB project - we're looking at a "doodle" coming from a penning master who's a concept artist at DreamWorks Animation, among others.
With the kind of tail-happy behavior such a Porsche packs, Bruce Wayne would be required to manhandle the thing at all times, which would only help him keep his senses alert.
As for how such a project would come to be, we're sure Alfred, the all-trusty butler, would find a way to contact Akira Nakai for the build. Speaking of which, we heard Nakai-san is in Los Angeles for a new project these days. Wonder how long the flight from LA to Gotham takes...