When love fails to fulfill happiness, materialism kicks in. Things become practical when you break up from the person you’ve spent years with. When the weeping and yelling have stopped, the first thing you try to be rational about is splitting all the assets in half. This man’s ex apparently wasn’t very happy about her slice, since he eventually decided to literally cut all their belongings in half and sell them online.
The Beatles told us that all we need is love, yet what do you do when things just don’t work out? You end up splitting all the assets in a way both partners get their share; that's what you do. It’s quite hard, especially when you’re the one who suffered the most, but for this man from Germany things seem to have taken a rather peculiar turn.
We’re still putting our German language straight, so you’re going to have to forgive us if we got anything wrong. There are 16 units currently on sale on eBay, and everything was equally sliced in half. Everything from stools, post box, bike, television to motorcycle helmet, sofa, laptop and even an iPhone was cut in half. As we said, an older generation Opel Corsa received the same treatment.
In fact, the poor spurned ex even filmed himself cutting some of the assets the two once owned together and listed the video along the ad. The peculiar, yet funny video comes with an even more ridiculous message: “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful’ years, Laura! You’ve deserved half. Greetings to my successor!”
We’ve seen expensive cars betrayed women would destroy because their spouses cheated on them. But this is a first, I kid you not!
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