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“I got an AK-47 on my face, ho/ So you know I don’t shoot no pistol” Miami rapper Stitches raps in his single “Brick In Yo Face”, a big Youtube hit. He might have stitches tattooed all over his face, but it would seem the aspiring singer is not audacious enough to keep driving his 1980s Oldsmobile Cutlass Buick Regal. He just put it on eBay claiming the car had him stopped by police too many times to keep driving it.
The 19-year old aspiring-rapper from Miami, Florida is trying his best to get signed since farthest he got was singing rhymes on Youtube. Somehow, though, the first single of his mixtape “No Snitching Is My Statement” managed to gather more than a million views in its first week.
We stumbled upon his ad on eBay and we find it way to funny not to share it with you guys. Now, we all know that most of the rappers simply dress like tough people, impersonating us drug dealers, always talking about the guns they shoot, the nice ladies they interact with in the bedroom and whatnot.
Sure, some of these people are now millionaires who buy a new Rolls-Royce every six months or so, but this fellow seems like he really wants to skip some earlier steps before getting rich and famous. Stitches, Phillip Katsabanis on his real name, put his donk, a lifted 1980s Buick Regal painted white on white 26-inch wheels on eBay.
It currently has a bid over $11,000 and there still are about 6 days left, so it turns out people actually like the car. The V6 Buick Regal comes with a customized interior the rapper so far hasn’t shared any pictures of, and with what he calls an “amazing sound system”.
In other words, the car is an old vehicle he mutilated so bad police won’t stop pulling him over, but people still find paying 11k for it normal. Music these days...
We stumbled upon his ad on eBay and we find it way to funny not to share it with you guys. Now, we all know that most of the rappers simply dress like tough people, impersonating us drug dealers, always talking about the guns they shoot, the nice ladies they interact with in the bedroom and whatnot.
Sure, some of these people are now millionaires who buy a new Rolls-Royce every six months or so, but this fellow seems like he really wants to skip some earlier steps before getting rich and famous. Stitches, Phillip Katsabanis on his real name, put his donk, a lifted 1980s Buick Regal painted white on white 26-inch wheels on eBay.
It currently has a bid over $11,000 and there still are about 6 days left, so it turns out people actually like the car. The V6 Buick Regal comes with a customized interior the rapper so far hasn’t shared any pictures of, and with what he calls an “amazing sound system”.
In other words, the car is an old vehicle he mutilated so bad police won’t stop pulling him over, but people still find paying 11k for it normal. Music these days...
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