Oral Sex in Car Ends with Bitten Weenie

An affair between a man and his secretary ended up worse than the two of them could have imagined, when the woman accidentally bit of her employer’s love organ (and we don’t mean his heart) while giving him oral sex in his car. So much for the job description ...

The naughty couple were painfully interrupted when the car in which  they were performing the ‘moment of maximum affection’ was struck by a reversing van.

It caught the two in a quite intimate position, since the impact caused the woman to bite of the man’s penis. Guess she is not going to get a raise for the ‘banana (blood)shake’...

Before thinking that’s the worst that could happen,  think again, because it seemed that the loss of a ‘vital’ (and we mean VITAL) organ wasn’t enough.

The whole scene was observed by a private investigator, sent by the woman’s husband, who was suspecting she was having an affair, as reported by metro.co.uk via jalopnik.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently."

"After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” said the detective.

The good part in having a detective watching her giving some love to her boss, was that he immediately called an ambulance to take the unfortunate man to the hospital.

Later, the woman followed her lover to the hospital, with a part of his weenie (left probably between her teeth since the incident). Good for her! Maybe she won’t get fired after all...