It all went down in West Valley, Utah, in early morning on Tuesday. The West Valley police department received a 911 call from a man who said a woman stole his car, while he was putting up road signs.
Apparently, the woman, who, for some reason, was b**t naked, jumped out of HER car, got into HIS car and drove off. Naturally, the man got into HER abandoned car and gave chase.
“A man was outside his vehicle on State Road 111 putting up home business signs when this woman pulled up next to him, got out of her vehicle, naked, and stole his car and drove off,” West Valley Captain Tom McLachlan told The Salt Lake Tribune.
By the time police picked up on the two cars, the woman had already got stuck into a field owned by a private company and fled on foot.
The man whose car got stolen, police officers and security from the private company whose field got trashed began searching for the 5-foot-5, 120 to 130 pounds reddish-brown haired woman with no clothes on.
Of course, they found her quick enough, hiding behind a bush. Two police officers tried to apprehend her, but the quick, naked woman with a reddish-brown hair managed to dodge them and got into THEIR car. A police cruiser, that is.
Her apparent lack of driving skills caused her to crash the cop car not very far from where she had stolen it, after missing a curve, taking to the air for about 50 feet and slamming into a berm.
That too, however, was not the end of it. The woman tried, again, to make a run for it. Remember, she was still naked. This time, she didn't find any car around, so the police caught and subdued her, but not before using the Taser gun.
According to Jalopnik, the woman's name is Sylvina Beagley, a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormon) and PTA president. She's 31, is married with children and she suffers from bipolar disorder.
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