Mercedes-AMG Introduces the All-New Sprinter63 S Performance Van

Everybody likes a laidback and open-minded carmaker that's able to let down its hair and play pranks on itself. In this episode, Mercedes-AMG is launching the Sprinter63 S performance... van.
Mercedes-AMG Sprinter63 S Van 3 photos
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Is your business losing time and money due to the slow utility vehicles it employs? Are you tired of carrying around goods without feeling the thrills behind the wheel, despite that itch in your right foot?

We've got a solution for that - not the itch - and it's called the Mercedes-AMG Sprinter63 S van. It wouldn't be the first time someone took an immense absurdity and turned it into something more digestible, but Mercedes-Benz USA know their pranks.

With April Fools' only popping up tomorrow, MBUSA took the liberty of presenting the new Mercedes-AMG Sprinter63 S. The van features a hand-built 4.0-liter twin-turbo V8 delivering 510 HP that promises enough muscle to keep other vans at bay.

What's even more important, AMG engineers worked on a new suspension system that will make sure no goods will suffer damage during drifting or boulevard-dragging at late hours in the night. Because the van will win all the above challenges, designers took their time to develop a redesigned rear diffuser that will let losers know who where they were messing with.

In case burnouts are your favorite game, don't worry, as the van will be happy to burn some rubber between two deliveries. However, don't push it too hard if you're carrying highly flammable stuff. Otherwise, you might look like a comet on wheels once the cargo catches fire.
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