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Lamborghinis for Christmas

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Imagine yourself one month from now. It's almost Christmas. You are waiting for your presents, eagerly anticipating the objects you desire. It's snowing, and that means that Santa can come with his sled and his army of reindeers. You bought the Christmas tree, and it's beautiful. You are sitting there thinking what would make it look better, and (if you are a speed freak) faster.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this one is for people that are fed up with BIC pens and Gillette shavers. People that are usually tired of Armanis and Paco Rabane. It's for people that care about the characteristics of their car and want to be a part of it. They don't just love their car, they also love its sister products as well. You have obviously seen lonely people with Ferrari laptops, Ferrari pens, and ... yes you guessed it... it's in their pants as well.

If you are that type of person, then don't worry, because Lamborghini has launched the winter collection. Yes, it's very bull-inspiring, and can ruin your whole Christmas holiday, just by looking at it. We can imagine you, or anyone else sitting at home, with the painting of Virgin Mary and the lambs, and Jesus as a newborn. Instead we wouldn't want to be in the house of this collection buyer, because instead of the painting he would have a Murcielago on the wall, which is not Christmasy at all.

The collection includes Lamborghini candles, for the Lambo-table, Lamborghini baubles, which resemble a bull's... eye, cushions, so that your girlfriend can wake up really fast, by getting scared by the bull on it and the all time favorite: polar bears with bull souls.

Each of these things are a bit expensive. Take the 3 baubles for instance: 56 euros, the large polar bear is 26 euros and the small one is 44 (shouldn't it be the other way around?). The cushion is 32 euros, and the two candles are 44 euro. That means 22 euros each. And the best bit? These prices are without tax.

The absolute upside to all this Lamborghification process is that you don't have to own a car of this type to show off.

The downside is that if you hear from somewhere that Santa is going to bring you a Lamborghini, you are going to be a little disappointed when you find out that that was the name of the teddy-bear.
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