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If the G-Wagen is short for Gedandewagen, which means cross-country vehicle, then the baby blue wrap is wunderbar. Only that it’s not wonderful. Nor is it interesting, appealing, impressive or touching. It’s just something that attracts attention, just like that “sugar factory cotton candy mint” hair the 18-year-old reality television celebrity got.
The G-Wagon may be primarily characterized by its boxy styling and body-on-frame construction, but ever since the Kardashians turned nothing into something, one of the world’s most famous SUV became the posh celebrity car.
We’ve always wondered whether or not the Kardashians know of the three fully locking differentials the Mercedes-Benz G-Class comes with. We doubt they do. In fact, they probably also don’t know about most of the SUV’s features, but they could at least stop tuning them. That’s all we ask, stop ruining a perfectly luxury cross-country vehicle, already.
Hey, we’re sure that by saying this, a lot of Kylie’s teen-fans out there will say we’re mean people who simply can’t stan the success of others. What, haven’t you heard of the Kylie Jenner Official App?
Yep, turning your life into a live story has taken the path of the app stores. For little under three dollars, you get “unprecedented and exclusive personal access to her life.”
Believe it or not, this is happening folks. Through this app, 18-year-old Kylie Jenner shares original and curated content, a personally programmed radio station, access to offline events, beauty tutorials and much more. Oh, have we told you that the $2.99 fee is per month?
Let’s see, the youngest of the K saga has over 36 million followers on Instagram solely, not to mention all of the other social network accounts. Considering the app so far received hundreds of ratings and that it’s more popular than Kim Kardashian’s app already, it’s safe to assume many will have no problem paying for it.
What we’re trying to say is that we’re dealing with a global teen trend setter. Soon enough we’ll see baby blue G-Wagons everywhere. Should we worry?
We’ve always wondered whether or not the Kardashians know of the three fully locking differentials the Mercedes-Benz G-Class comes with. We doubt they do. In fact, they probably also don’t know about most of the SUV’s features, but they could at least stop tuning them. That’s all we ask, stop ruining a perfectly luxury cross-country vehicle, already.
Hey, we’re sure that by saying this, a lot of Kylie’s teen-fans out there will say we’re mean people who simply can’t stan the success of others. What, haven’t you heard of the Kylie Jenner Official App?
Yep, turning your life into a live story has taken the path of the app stores. For little under three dollars, you get “unprecedented and exclusive personal access to her life.”
Believe it or not, this is happening folks. Through this app, 18-year-old Kylie Jenner shares original and curated content, a personally programmed radio station, access to offline events, beauty tutorials and much more. Oh, have we told you that the $2.99 fee is per month?
Let’s see, the youngest of the K saga has over 36 million followers on Instagram solely, not to mention all of the other social network accounts. Considering the app so far received hundreds of ratings and that it’s more popular than Kim Kardashian’s app already, it’s safe to assume many will have no problem paying for it.
What we’re trying to say is that we’re dealing with a global teen trend setter. Soon enough we’ll see baby blue G-Wagons everywhere. Should we worry?
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