What do you normally do when you hear a car alarm going off? You look for the nearest object that's heavy enough to cause significant damage, yet light enough to throw in its direction with a considerable chance of hitting it.
Car alarms that go off because a mouse sneezed on the tire are mostly relics of the past found on cars to match, but just because they're not very common anymore, doesn't mean you don't run the risk of running into one every now and again. Mostly when you're trying to sleep, though.
And that's not the only coincidence related to car alarms that makes throwing a blunt object towards the offender a totally acceptable behavior. By some sadistic twist of fate, it also happens that the owner of that car is almost always on vacation. And he's got the keys to the car with him. If only you were a contender for The World's Strongest Man and you also didn't need that fridge anymore.
This is why a lot of car alarms continue to sound until the battery is dead - which is usually long after our last surviving neuron called it quits and blew its brains out. So, feeling like we've just come out of a lobotomy operation, we can at last go back to bed. Well, it seems one guy still had some traces of neural activity, because he managed to record the final dying breaths of an alarm... and turn them into music.
Yeah, it's not everybody's type of tune, but rest assured: this car would get the party started in any of the clubs in Ibiza. And even if you're not normally the type who bops his head when R2-D2 talks, just give it a chance: it's actually quite catchy. Unfortunately. Besides, when you'll see this car at the MTV Awards in a year or two, gold chain around its neck and all, you'll be able to say: "I was listening to Dr. Car Alarm Beats before it was big."
"Boy meets car, boy loves car, boy gets journalism degree and starts job writing and editing at a car magazine" - 5/5. (Vlad Mitrache if he was a movie) Full profile
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