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"How to Drive" Tutorial by Guy in Nike Tanktop Is Hilarious

Freaking hilarious is the way most people would describe this video, even those that prefer to ride the bicycle, and that's saying something!
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Something that's universally funny and yet still revolves around cars is hard to pull off. Just ask the new hosts of Top Gear, who may have discovered the job wasn't as easy as Clarkson made it look.

Anyway, Joe Santagato is a Youtube funny guy, who looks like a combination of the Jersey Shore people and Ray William Johnson, the fellow who made Equals Three.

Before going over the skills required to be a driver, he quickly points out the bear and the dumb gym tank top. Self-deprecation is a fine art, people!

After that, he goes over the basics, such as wearing seatbelts. What, you don't like wearing it? "What, do you have sensitive nipples? Get the f.. out of here!" would be his reply, as he downs another mouthful of beer.

And of course, speeding is bad, m'kay, so don't do it m'kay! Not all speeding makes you look bad, but if you're watching a video on how to drive, you probably need to stick below 2,000rpm for a couple of years.

Now that you know the basics, it's time to erase the board with a fluffy bunny and move on to the next subject, the hazards you might encounter. The simplest are the slow grandmother, who shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Next, it's taxi drivers. Yeah, we hate them too. They swerve in and out of lanes for no good reason, honking their horn in anger probably because they hate their fat wife or lost all their hair. Who can understand them? No, seriously, most of them don't even speak English, so you can't understand them.

Obviously, this guy has to be an American because he doesn't mention anything about the clutch. Rumor has it they've never seen a car with three pedals.

Just to put this into context, Joe lives in Astoria, Queens. So, yeah, road rage is normal in one of the most crowded cities in the world.

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About the author: Mihnea Radu
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Mihnea's favorite cars have already been built, the so-called modern classics from the '80s and '90s. He also loves local car culture from all over the world, so don't be surprised to see him getting excited about weird Japanese imports, low-rider VWs out of Germany, replicas from Russia or LS swaps down in Florida.
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