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Hell's Angels Attacked with Airborne Puppy

What do you do when in your small, sub-urban area, a huge crowd of Hell's Angels bikers gather for a festival, one of their few legal activities? Well, you sure as hell don't moon the fat, bearded bikers and you don't throw a puppy at them.

Yes, you read it right and we spelled it right. A young German student (who, as huffingtonpost.com reports, is on medication, but conveniently forgot to take his pills four days ago) decided the best way to insult the gang is to moon them and throw a puppy in their direction.

It's unclear where the student got his hands on a puppy, or why he thought this is the best course of action when faced with a group commonly associated with violence.

But wait, there's more. As the angry bikers dodged the flying puppy, the student decided it's time to take off. And what better, faster way to evade fast moving bikes than by means of a... bulldozer. After stealing the construction equipment from a nearby construction site, the student took off in a painfully slow manner. Behind him, cars began piling up, to a point where the traffic jam reached 5 km (3 miles) in length. No wonder Hell's Angels couldn't catch up. Sneaky...

After he got convinced his escape method isn't working, the student abandoned the vehicle and went home. It was there where police found and apprehended him. We're not sure what he is being charged with, as we're not sure whether puppy throwing is a crime in Germany.
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About the author: Daniel Patrascu
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Daniel loves writing (or so he claims), and he uses this skill to offer readers a "behind the scenes" look at the automotive industry. He also enjoys talking about space exploration and robots, because in his view the only way forward for humanity is away from this planet, in metal bodies.
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