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Guns and Hummers Dealership, for All Your Shooting Needs

It would appear there's no stopping American car dealers from promoting their stores by means most of us are not use to by now. We've all seen, sometimes in July how Mark Muller, a Missouri truck dealer announced he was offering, to whomever buys a truck, a voucher with which customers could purchase an AK-47.

Now it is time for a more upscaled endeavor... Lynch Hummer, a Chesterfield, Missouri Hummer deal announced the opening of the world's first "combined Hummer and firearms dealership."

"It is a natural fit," Jim Lynch said in a release. "Our customers enjoy outdoor sports and the firearms have been a big hit with our Hummer owners. We have been very fortunate with our newest venture. Firearm manufacturers have embraced our vision and have provided us with a huge inventory of items that are in demand and hard to find elsewhere."

So, along side your everyday Hummer, you can try out the latest from Sig Sauer, Smith & Wesson, Kimber, Colt, Benelli, Beretta, Browning, FNH, H&K, Springfield Armory, Glock, Ruger, Walther, Stoeger, Franchi, Uberti, CMMG, DPMS, Bushmaster and Barrett...

We must admit, both dealers got it right... Who hasn't seen taliban fighters, stacked in pick-up trucks and armed with AK-47s, on their way to the battlefront? Muller's idea, hence, has a real basis.

So does Lynch's... Opposing the talibans, American and coalition forces go about their business in their HMMWV, the forefather, if you like, of the civilian Hummer...We all know Hummers and guns go hand in hand, so Lynch is right too. It is a natural fit...

And we can't leave this behind without letting you know the catch phrase of the Missouri dealership: "Friendly. Professional. Unlike Anything Else. Call today for all your shooting needs." (Guns and Hummers website here)

We anxiously look forward to the first mixed Prius-Abrams hybrid tank dealership...

 
 
 
 
 

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