It is exactly this kind of people which led to the creation of... car lashes. As in eye lashes for cars. For the cars' headlights, that is.
The crew who created the car eye lashes for cars is called... Carlashes. They apparently sell car lashes for just about any type of vehicle and headlight invented by man. And they are an easy fit too. All you need is the product
The car lashes are available for purchase for $24.95, with an additional Crystal Eyeliner to be sold for $19.95 as an option. The manufacturer of the crazy accessories recommend those who buy them not to stick the aforementioned 3M automotive grade adhesive on the paint, as, you know, it may damage it.
One should instead affix the lashes to the glass of the headlight or the underside of the hood.
More information and sickening pictures can be found at the following link. Unfortunately, at the time we are writing this, the website in question slammed us a big 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded error. Maybe you'll have better luck. Or not.