It all happened on Sunday, when the man crashed into 17 cars, tried to escape the Police and was then arrested. When he stepped out of the car, he was completely naked. Last time we checked, Russia wasn’t exactly a tropical paradise, so you can imagine the level of hormones involved.
"I was flying on the wings of love," Vitaly G. was quoted as saying by the aforementioned source [...] "The day before my loved one said she was no longer ready to have a serious relationship."
We know this is sad, we really feel for him, even though we don't approve his ways of dealing with the issue, but may we suggest a date with Erin B. Holdsworth?