What’s the last place in the world you’d expect somebody to do donuts in a Viper? Alaska, Russia... how about your local Petsmart!
Would you like a new chewy toy for Fido? how about a discount on kitty litter? No thank you, I’m only here to burn rubber in your parking lot, which is empty because you don’t have that much business!
Not a problem sir, just be careful of the rent-a-cop. He comes along every hour. If you get in trouble, just leave and you’re out of his ‘jurisdiction’. Silly flashlight cops and their lack of authority!
The Dodge Viper isn’t exactly the ideal car to be goofing around in, since it designed to have plenty of mechanical grip. But the light body and the fact that it’s got 600 horsepower means you’re guaranteed smoke and wheel spin.
Not a problem sir, just be careful of the rent-a-cop. He comes along every hour. If you get in trouble, just leave and you’re out of his ‘jurisdiction’. Silly flashlight cops and their lack of authority!
The Dodge Viper isn’t exactly the ideal car to be goofing around in, since it designed to have plenty of mechanical grip. But the light body and the fact that it’s got 600 horsepower means you’re guaranteed smoke and wheel spin.
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