Bernie Sanders Will Disclose Everything About Aliens If You Vote Him President

The topic of whether aliens exist and have visited our planet or tried to make contact in one way or another has long fascinated people and the media. Despite ever-increasing interest in it, US Presidents seem shy to discuss it, often choosing humor over honesty.

Sanders promises to break with this tradition and to deliver the whole truth and nothing but the truth to the good people of the U.S. In a podcast with Joe Rogan, which you will also find at the bottom of the page, Sanders promises to reveal all once he’s in the White House. So cancel that Storm Area 51 date you had, because all your answers will be answered in 2020 – if you have patience and will vote for Sanders.

“Well, I’ll tell you, my wife would demand that I let you know,” Sanders says, when asked if he’d disclose alien-related information to the public. For the time being, though, he has no access to those records, he adds.

Then, Sanders makes a pledge: make him President and he will return to the show and reveal all there is to reveal about aliens and what our contact with them has been like so far.

This certainly beats Trump’s response from last June, when he was asked about several military reports talking about UFO sightings, which had just been made public.

“I think it’s probably – I want them to think whatever they think,” Trump said, in the typical Trump fashion of saying a lot of words that don’t really convey a solid message.

“They do say, and I’ve seen, and I’ve read, and I’ve heard. And I did have one very brief meeting on it. But people are saying they’re seeing UFOs. Do I believe it? Not particular. We’re watching, and you’ll be the first to know.”