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Being Stupid, You're Doing It Right

Here's a fast recipe for becoming seriously injured and adding some damage to your scooter. First of all, zero experience balancing a bike in mid-air is a must: if you've never jumped a bike or a scooter, you qualify on spot.
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All protective gear must be left at home, if any at all. The presence of a helmet, heavier boots or other clothing which can add a more serious protection is a major drawback and might disqualify you.

A makeshift ramp with those building it having absolutely no idea about the lift it will provide for the scooter is also a good asset.

In the end, just before you perform the awesome jump which will rid you of your front teeth for good, consumption of booze is also advised. With all the prerequisites in place, say farewell to your smile and twist the throttle. Success in failure will not be delayed!




 
 
 
 
 

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