So… yeah, it's a horror story on wheels. It's a lesson in how to destroy a perfectly classy car. Kill it with fire before it breeds.
But was the Aston Martin DBS really that classy? Not really, not when you consider the people who bought it and how everything about it is a bit too shiny.
I talked about car lashes before when I brought you that "How To" story. I though it was cool a lady can do that to her Fiat 500 or VW Beetle, but an Aston?
Not only has the DBS been girlified, but the lashes look like a the car woke up after a hard night partying. In fact, if I were to extrapolate this a bit, this car is like one of the girls from Geordie Shore. You know, the British version of Jersey Shore with people who don't seem to be talking in English any more. Did the Aston have a threesome with a Bentley and a Range Rover or what?
I talked about car lashes before when I brought you that "How To" story. I though it was cool a lady can do that to her Fiat 500 or VW Beetle, but an Aston?
Not only has the DBS been girlified, but the lashes look like a the car woke up after a hard night partying. In fact, if I were to extrapolate this a bit, this car is like one of the girls from Geordie Shore. You know, the British version of Jersey Shore with people who don't seem to be talking in English any more. Did the Aston have a threesome with a Bentley and a Range Rover or what?