Volkswagen... how? How the hell do you spell it? Twah-regg? Isn't that the name of a tribe or something that ate coconuts all day and milked their cats? And they thought it would be a good idea to use the name on a car? Hahaha, what a bunch of... ahem... idiots!
Too bad because it seems really potent. I've always liked big cars, they somehow reflect your social status, the bigger it is, the more important you are. Honestly, it's a good thing that all massive vehicles are so expensive, it would be awful to see all immortals driving them. This way, they wouldn't afford one in a million years! Hahaha!
I see someone finally got the point. You can't pretend to be a carmaker if you're not building cars with leather, rear-view cameras and very expensive materials. You're just a company that builds "products" for the masses. Because that's what many auto brands out there actually sell. Products! I see no difference between a company that sells cheese and a carmaker that builds those awful boxes with four wheels and a steering wheel.
And, to be honest, Volkswagen Touareg impresses me. It has a very spacious interior, enough to carry 3 kangaroos, two in the back and one in the front. And if you're a good driver like I am, you could even carry one in your lap, of course, if you're not a zoophile, hahaha...
Which reminds me... Did I tell you that I started practicing off-roading? The Touareg is some kind of joke when it comes to off-roading, I've made my own car, it cost me 2 million bucks. It's been made by 500 Chinese workers, they've all eaten one bowl of rice a day, how profitable does that sound?
OK, so I went to... ahem... off-roading with my fiancee and she felt asleep while we were both in the car, some spectators believed that she's a prostitute and she was... you know... I had to send my army of bodyguards to give them a lesson...
So, to give you my verdict on the Touareg. I'm sorry for Volkswagen, but the test car they handed to you was lacking too many features... I'll give it a 7 but only because you showed me the options list!