Do they still sell this piece of canned crap on wheels? Gentlemen, do call my mistress and ask her to... ahem... pinch me, I must be trapped inside a nightmare: not only is it still on the market, but a team of designers and engineers took the time to offer it a revamp. This can’t be real!
Wait, I am now aware of what is going on - we must be trapped inside a time loop where each time you come to me and ask me to test a new... ahem... Twingo - I can find no other reasonable explanation for what is happening.
We don’t even need to see the car in order to know that there’s something terribly... ahem... wrong with it. Just knowing that a car is finished in a color that’s named “Bermuda Blue” is enough.
Maybe, maybe, I could’ve acquired one and donate to a random orphanage, but those metrosexual stars it comes with means that the children’s education will be ruined, so please, have it recycled!